We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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