i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I am midnight drunk by noon
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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