"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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