What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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