I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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