you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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