dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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