smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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