I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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