People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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