According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What drink are we having for lunch?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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