found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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