Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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