..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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