Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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