Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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