You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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