Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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