is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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