She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Did you pee in the oven last night??
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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