Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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