In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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