Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I am one with the molecules
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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