What a fucking waste of an outfit
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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