she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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