normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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