So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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