in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
high people should be assigned attendants
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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