It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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