The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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