Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I AM VODKA MAN
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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