i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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