was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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