you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.