3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.