R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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