No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
where am i from again
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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