I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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