i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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