I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
50% drunk capacity currently
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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