I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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