Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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