So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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