But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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