my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We are all done wearing pants today
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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