Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
