think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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