Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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