I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
