Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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