Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(315): View more from New York

my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

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(916): View more from California

I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.

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(801): View more from Utah

My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".

(801): View more from Utah

Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex

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