with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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