that's an acceptable place to lick
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard