I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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