420 ftw
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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