I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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