A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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